ok but a mute lesbian knight who kicks ass and slays 10000 men and is a star jouster and is loved by everyone in her village but has to lean up and whisper in her girlfriend’s ear anytime she needs to give instructions to her cavalry
Rumors start up about how her voice is too terrible and mighty to be heard by commonfolk, which is why her girlfriend serves as her official crier
After Skye wakes up, alive and well, Phil moves the couches out of the lounge and makes a superbed out of all the mattresses on the Bus so that Skye can sleep in the middle of the rest of the team every night. They didn’t want to take it in shifts, of course, and everyone wants to be near her right now.
Grant reads them stories; Phil sings them to sleep, sometimes, when they pester him enough. Melinda doesn’t say much, but she makes sure Skye’s blankets are arranged just the way she likes it and that everyone takes their medicines and has a drink of water before bed. They all wake up in a different position in relation to one another when they started, but no one minds much. Not as long as Skye’s still sleeping in the middle of their little cuddle pile, safe and sound.
fitzsimmons confronts coulson about a sudden influx of videos on youtube that consist of coulson cosplaying as captain america set to nineties grunge music.
meanwhile, skye stands in the background, hoping they don’t find out that it was her leaking those videos.
Marvel’s Agent’s of S.H.I.E.L.D. s01e14
via princessmeanypants with tags:#anyone else watch this scene and just go uh no i don’t think so#this was just so ridiculous i can’t even#i just hope one of them mentions this to coulson#the fact fury’s encrypted file was not in fact meant to be opened at all but fucking flipped upside down as holographically generated code#and then read like a google map#because i think that would go a long way toward smoothing things over between coulson and fury#since fury was leaving clues that ONLY coulson’s team could find amirite